The World According to ----
Tommy Bolt
"The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.."
Chi Chi Rodriguez
"For most amateurs, the best wood in their bag is the pencil."
"I'm playing like Tarzan and scoring like Jane."
"Iasked my caddy for a sand wedge, and he came back with a ham on rye."
Gene Littler
"Golf is not a game of great shots. It is a game of the most misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes.."
Sam Snead
"The only place that's holier than St. Andrews is Westminster Abbey."
Bob Hope
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf."
Jack Nicklaus
"Winning is the only thing that matters."
Gary Player
(With apologies to Mark Twain)
"Carnoustie Golf Club is a good swamp spoiled."
John Daly
"The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team."
