Golf Thoughts II

"I wish I could play my normal game ~ just once."

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls.

The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."

Achieving a certain level of success in golf is only important if you can finally enjoy the level you've reached after you've reached it.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers ~ they shoot a six, yell fore and write five.

Swing easy. Hit hard. .

If you find yourself pleased that you locate more balls in the rough than you actually have lost, your focus is totally wrong and your personality might not be right for golf ~ it is also just a matter of time before the IRS investigates your business..

Why is it twice as difficult to hit a ball over water than sand? .

The greatest sound in golf is the woosh, woosh, woosh, of your opponent's club as he hurls it across the fairway.