Great Golf Quotes #10

"The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing."
        Dave Hill

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill
        designed for the purpose."
        Winston Churchill

"Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?"
        Ben Hogan

"You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket."
        Lee Trevino

"Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five."
        Paul Harvey

"I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them"
        Harry Tofcano

"I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games."
        Ben Hogan

"Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease."
        Bertie Forbes

"Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money."
        Lee Trevino

"Golf is twenty percent mechanics and technique. The other eighty percent is philosophy, humor, tragedy, romance, melodrama, companionship, camaraderie, cussedness, and conversation."
        Grantland Rice

"The harder you work, the luckier you get."
        Gary Player "Victory is everything. You can spend the money, but you can never spend the memories."
        Ken Venturi

"Golf is 90 percent inspiration and 10 percent perspiration."
        Johnny Miller

"The number one thing about trouble is...don't get into more."
        Dave Stockton