Great Golf Quotes #8
"I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine."
"Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee, who has a deep suntan, a one iron in his bag and squinty eyes."
"When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron."
"As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round."
"My best score ever was 103, but I've only been playing 15 years."
"Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at."
"A lot of guys who have have never choked, have never been in the position to do so."
"Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer."
"Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?"
"It's nice to have the opportunity to play for so much money, but it's nicer to win it."
"There are no points for style when it comes to putting. It's getting the ball in the cup that counts."
"If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen- you will hear an alibi."
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