Great Golf Quotes #9

"A professional will tell you the amount of flex you need in the shaft of your club. The more the flex, the more strength you will need to break the thing over your knees."
        Stephen Baker

"Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well."
        Craig Stadler

"You can't lose an old golf ball."
        John Willis

"Obviously a deer on the fairway has seen you tee off before and knows that the safest place to be when you play is right down the middle."
        Jackie Gleason

"I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me." "
        Seve Ballesteros

"I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters."
        Bob Hope

"The person I fear most in the last two rounds is myself."
        Tom Watson

"Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve."
        Dan Jenkins

"Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears."
        Bobby Jones

"There are three ways of learning golf: by study, which is the most wearisome; by imitation, which is the most fallacious; and by experience, which is the most bitter."
        Robert Browning

"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it."
Jimmy Demaret

"My game is so bad I gotta hire three caddies- one to walk the left rough, one for the right, and one for the middle. And the one in the middle doesn't have much to do."
Dave Hill