Nineteenth Hole

Golf Thoughts III

  • Golf balls are like eggs .. they're white. They're sold by the dozen -- and a week later you have to buy more.

  • A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

  • It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

  • When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it's a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard?

  • A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

  • Water hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles, frogs or gators either.

  • Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.

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