Nineteenth Hole

Golf Thoughts IV

  • A good golf partner is one who's always slightly worse than you.

  • That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.

  • If there's a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.

  • Golf is by far the ultimate love/hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.

  • It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer, eat hot dogs and fart while performing brain surgery.

  • If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

  • You probably wouldn't look good in a Green Jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine!

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