Great Golf Quotes #5

"The smaller the ball used in the sport, the better the book."
         George Plimpton, American writer and editor

"If a lot of people gripped a knife and for like they do a golf club, they would starve to death."
         Sam Snead, American professional golfer

"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at golf."
         H.L. Mencken (1880-1956), American editor and satirist

"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
         Phyllis Diller, American comedian and author

"If you drop the pass in football, or miss the shot in basketball, or strike out in baseball, everybody knows it. If you hit a bad shot in golf, you can always claim you know a shortcut to the green. At least that's my story."
         Bob Hope, American comedian

"Give me a millionaire with bad backswing and I can have a very pleasant afternoon."
         George Law, American professional golfer

"Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss."
         Anonymous

"There are a couple of "could'ves" in every good round."
         Al Geiberger, American professional golfer